Elvis has left the building....

My first day,,,,

Ok, so the way we communicate is via "INSTANT MESSAGING" or "IM"

Ummm, excuse me but you're right there. I could get my butt up and walk across the miniscule hallway or, god forbid pick up the phone and calllllll........oh

oh.......

lol!!!!

what the fuck does that mean?

"cld u cll & chk on the dsk to c if its avlble?"

"HUH?"
wl?????

Ummmm....

kewl (smiley face)

could someone please invent a phone system that is universal?

call comes in.

DON'T PRESS HOLD ( contrary to popular practice)

transfer to xxxxxx

"om please pickuppickuppickupplease"

"yes?" (why are you bothering me?)

@#@()#*()&$(*(*@&$(@*$ from (*&(*&%$@#^@#$@^#$@^#$@#*@$*

Ok.

(Oh shit what button do I press? Do I just hang up? Transfer 104??)

(FLASHING!!!!!!!!!)

IM: ??

Oh shit.

Push a butt load of buttons. Hang up.

IM: Well????????????????????????????????

Fuck me.

"Please hang on. Your call is important to someone."

Push more buttons.

All quiet on the IM front.

(What did I do?)

OMG!